What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's
| Men jokes
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift? Exchange him.
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Three firefighters
| Firefighter jokes
Three firefighters went out on a hunting trip. There was a rookie, a captain, and a chief. The weather was misrable and they hadn't seen any deer all day. They came across an old shack where they went inside to play a game of poker. After loosing a couple of hands, the rookie threw down his
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The train was about to pull out of the
| Car and train jokes
The train was about to pull out of the station. Swinging a large bag, a young man managed to reach the train, throw his bag in and climb aboard, gasping for air. seeking at him, another man said, "Young man, you should be in better shape! At your age, I could catch the train by a gnat's whisker
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One of my husband's duties as a novice drill
| Military jokes
One of my husband's duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down and told them, "There are three rules in this mess hall: Shut up! Eat up! Get up!" Checking to see that
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Q: How do you electrocute a blonde?
| Blonde jokes
Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
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What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits’ home? A search warren!