A doctor is going round the ward with
| Doctor and nurse jokes
A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead. "Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?" asks the doctor. "Oh, no," replies the nurse, "I gave him eight tablets every two hours!" At the next bed the next patient
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What aftershave do monsters wear?
| Monster jokes
What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute.
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A young accountant, straight out
| Accountant jokes
A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by the owner of a small business who has built it up from scratch. "I need someone with an accounting degree," says the man, "but mainly I'm looking for someone to do my worryi
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What are pupils at ghost schools called?
| Ghost jokes
What are pupils at ghost schools called? Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.
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Q: What's Clinton's favorite
| Clinton jokes
Q: What's Clinton's favorite baseball team? A: The Dodgers.
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Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?