Why was the birthday cake as hard
| Birthday jokes
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
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You can read
| Face jokes
You can read his mind in his face. Yes, it's usually a complete blank.
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Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons?
| Dog jokes
Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons? They're short of breath!
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A minister was asked by a
| Religious jokes
A minister was asked by a politician, "Name something the government can do to help the church." The minister replied, "Quit making one dollar bills."
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A traveller pulls into a hotel
| Travel and tourist jokes
A traveller pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man looks around and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting in the lobby. He tells the clerk to wait while he disappears into the lobby. After a minute he comes back, with t
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Customer: Why did you take off so much hair? Barber: I didn’t, nature beat me to it.