Pa's being
| Cow jokes
Pa's being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!
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Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed
| Men jokes
Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
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What do you call a black cat than can spring up to
| Cat jokes
What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ? A good jumpurr !
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My therapist told me the way to achieve
| Mental health jokes
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
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What did the mother ghost say to the naughty
| Ghost jokes
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when you're spooken to.
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You can read his mind in his face. Yes, it’s usually a complete blank.