Why did the pioneers cross
| History jokes
Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ? Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !
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Teacher: Fred, I'm glad to see your writing
| School jokes
Teacher: Fred, I'm glad to see your writing has improved. Pupil: Thank you Teacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is though !
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What makes you think the
| Criminal jokes
What makes you think the prisoner was drunk? asked the judge. "Well, Your Honor," replied the arresting officer, "I saw him lift up a manhole cover and walk away with it, and when I asked him what it was for he said, 'I want to listen to it on my record-player! "
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Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on
| Various animal jokes
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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Why didn't the dog want to play football
| Sport jokes
Why didn't the dog want to play football ? It was a boxer !
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What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.