A technician advised his customer to put his
| Computer jokes
A technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer put the disk in, asked the tech to hold on, and was heard putting the phone down, getting up and closing the door to his room.
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Why did the lizard go on a diet ?
| Frog jokes
Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its scales !
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A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next
| Computer jokes
A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Engineer leans over to the Programmer and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Programmer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks
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Do you send e-mails on your home
| E-mail jokes
Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.
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What makes you think the prisoner was drunk? asked the judge. “Well, Your Honor,” replied the arresting officer, “I saw him lift up a manhole cover and walk away with it, and when I asked him what it was for he said, ‘I want to listen to it on my record-player! “