What does Father Christmas call his money

Do

| Burger jokes

Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania? Very rare-ly.

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What kind of musical

| Fishing jokes

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing? The cast-a-net.

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Q: How many Americans does it take to change a

| Ethnic jokes

Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out (in states that still have car-inspection laws.) A: Three. One to stand on the ladder, and two to carry enough light bulbs until one is found that isn't defective. A: 250

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What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

| Bird jokes

What happened when the owl lost his voice ? He didn't give a hoot !

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Attorney to witness: "What was the

| Marriage jokes

Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?" Witness: "Where am I Cathy?" Attorney: "And why did that upset you?" Witness: "Because my name is Susan."

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What does Father Christmas call his money ? Iced lolly ?’