What kind of musical
| Fishing jokes
What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing? The cast-a-net.
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Q: How many Americans does it take to change a
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out (in states that still have car-inspection laws.) A: Three. One to stand on the ladder, and two to carry enough light bulbs until one is found that isn't defective. A: 250
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What happened when the owl lost his voice ?
| Bird jokes
What happened when the owl lost his voice ? He didn't give a hoot !
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Attorney to witness: "What was the
| Marriage jokes
Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?" Witness: "Where am I Cathy?" Attorney: "And why did that upset you?" Witness: "Because my name is Susan."
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What does Father Christmas call his money ? Iced lolly ?’