Why is horse racing so romantic?
| Horse jokes
Why is horse racing so romantic? Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
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When pigs get a toothache, who do
| Pig jokes
When pigs get a toothache, who do they see?' Painless Porker.
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A man was staying in a big old
| Ghost jokes
A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, "I have been walking these corridors for 300 years." The man said, "in that case, can you tell me the way to the toilet?"
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Q: Who has the right of
| Car and train jokes
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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What do hip pigs call their ladies? Fine swine.