An army sergeant told Private Perkins
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An army sergeant told Private Perkins to go to the end of the line. He did, but then returned. "I thought I told you to go to the end of the line," barked the NCO. "Why did you come back?" "Because there's already somebody there!"
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Q. What does a woman's asshole
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Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually home with the kids!
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How does the captain know the aircraft is
| Aviation jokes
How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
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A five year old boy and his grandfather are
| Dirty jokes
A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler. the little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" Grandpa replied, "Can your dick touch your ass?" The little boy answered no. Grandpa said "Then you're not man enough t
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Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
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Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship? A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
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When pigs get a toothache, who do they see?’ Painless Porker.