Tourist: What's the speed
| Travel and tourist jokes
Tourist: What's the speed limit in this hick town? Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us.
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Flight 1234, are you
| Aviation jokes
Flight 1234, are you ready to copy holding instructions? "Center, make that request on the next frequency...."
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Adam: How did Mummy know you
| Bath jokes
Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
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Q. Who was the greatest female financier in
| Religious jokes
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
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What kind of fish will help you hear better ?
| Fishing jokes
What kind of fish will help you hear better ? A herring aid !
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A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler. the little boy asked, “Grandpa, can I have a beer?” Grandpa replied, “Can your dick touch your ass?” The little boy answered no. Grandpa said “Then you’re not man enough to have a beer.” A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar. The little boy asked, “Grandpa, can I have a cigar?” Once again, Grandpa asked, “Can your dick touch your ass?” The little boy answered no, again. Grandpa said, “Then your not man enough to have a cigar.” A little later, the little boy came out of the house With a cookie. Grandpa asked, “Can I have a cookie?” The boy asked “Can your dick touch your ass?” Grandpa replied, “Hell yeah my dick can touch my ass!” The boy replied, “Then go fuck yourself, Grandma made these cookies for me.”