Why did the elephant jump in

This blonde and her boyfriend

| Dirty jokes

This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink?"

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What's big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has

| Monster jokes

What's big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels? A monster on roller-skates.

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Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

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Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get

| Cowboy jokes

Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

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Q: What word begins with the letter "F"

| Firefighter jokes

Q: What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"? A: FIRETRUCK.

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Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ? To stop getting wet !