What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why is stupid monster

| Monster jokes

Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'#NAME?

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A lion was getting rather old and slow

| Various animal jokes

A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey. It decided it needed a disguise so that other animals did not know it was a lion and would not run away. So it goes into a fancy dress shop and buys a gorilla suit. It then heads for a watering hole to see if it

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What did the dog do when the panhandler

| Dog jokes

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him? Bit him, naturally.

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What do ghosts watch if they want to

| Ghost jokes

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax? Skelly-vision!

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A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar.

| Dirty jokes

A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floo

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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.