A person went into the
| Blonde jokes
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the ins
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Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who
| Easter jokes
Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!
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A convicted con man was recently found to be
| Lawyer jokes
A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I should have suspected he wasn't a lawyer. He was always so punctual and polite."
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An organization is like a tree full of
| Business jokes
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys... all on different limbs,... at different levels,... some climbing up. The monkeys on the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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A man is flying in a hot air balloon
| Business jokes
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."
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Why didn’t the dog want to play football ? It was a boxer !