What do you call a witch who
| Car and train jokes
What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag.
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Principal: Do you do
| School jokes
Principal: Do you do your homework? Kid: Now & Then Principal: Where do you do it? Kid: Here & There Principal: Put him in the closet!!! Kid: Hey, When will I get out? Principal: Oh, sooner or later
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What would you get if you
| Halloween jokes
What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!
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How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
| Dirty jokes
How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? Phone her.
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Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in
| Music jokes
Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ? A tiger moth !