A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend
| Lawyer jokes
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the s
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A tornado walks into a bar and orders a
| Weather jokes
A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a tornado. The tornado responds with, "I am a hurricane induced tornado".
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Q. What did the fog say to the light rain
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Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation? A. I mist you.
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Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself
| Computer jokes
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, I'm really confused on this one. It's a tough decision; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost e
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