Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in

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There was an engineer who had an

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There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Several years later the company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were having with one of their multi-million do

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Jack went to see the camp nurse. 'I

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Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but they’ll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.