What do they say about the noise at the
| Burger jokes
What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl? It's PAN-demonium!
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Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
| Firefighter jokes
Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.
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Dr Frankenstein:
| Bath jokes
Dr Frankenstein: I've just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it, and you have to clean the ring off? Igor: Yes, I hate it. Dr Frankenstein: Well, you need never have a bathtub ring again! I've in
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This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he
| Farmer jokes
This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100. The neighbor says, "You can have this rooster. His name's Roy. He'll get all your hens pregnant. He's a real stud." So the farmer takes him home and says, "It's your first day so ta
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What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.