What does Dracula say to his victims?

Q: What's the best

| Men jokes

Q: What's the best way to kill a man? A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.

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How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

| Lawyer jokes

How can you tell a lawyer is lying? Other lawyers look interested.

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Why don't you stamp e-mails?

| E-mail jokes

Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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What instrument do piggys play in a band?

| Pig jokes

What instrument do piggys play in a band? Pigcussion!

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Q: What is 68 to a blonde?

| Dirty jokes

Q: What is 68 to a blonde? A: Where she goes down on you and you owe her one.

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What does Dracula say to his victims? It’s been nice gnawing you.