What do pigs do on nice afternoons?

Yo mama so poor she was in

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

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When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his

| Marriage jokes

When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist. Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, "Life isn't worth living. I think I'm gonna top myself." "Don't be stupid, Joe," said the psychiatrist. "My

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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike

| Cannibal jokes

Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!

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Q: What will you never say about a

| Music jokes

Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: That's the banjo player's porsche.

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The Albanian planted lightbulbs in

| Idiot and fool jokes

The Albanian planted lightbulbs in his garden. He heard that tulips grew from bulbs.

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What do pigs do on nice afternoons? They go on pignics.