Waiter, there is a worm
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a worm on my plate ! That's not a worm sir, it's your sausage ?
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How do you scare a man?
| Men jokes
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
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An elephant was walking in a park. With each
| Elephant jokes
An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl up on the elephant -- first his legs and then up all over his body. When the elephant started feeling all the little ants on him, he shook hard, making all the little ants,
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A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with
| Lawyer jokes
A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainted. "Darling, it was just a shark," said his wife when he came to. "You've got to stop imagining that there are lawyers everywhere."
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What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?
| Cat jokes
What do you call a cat wearing shoes ? Puss in boots !
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What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he’s finished.