How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

What do you call an Internet mystery?

| Internet jokes

What do you call an Internet mystery? An e-nigma.

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A farmer in the country has a watermelon

| Farmer jokes

A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast. The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation. So he puts up a sign that reads: "WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAIN

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A young banker decided to get his first tailor

| Humor jokes

A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked stunning, he felt that in this suit he can do business. As he was preening himself in

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FRED: Your monster was

| Monster jokes

FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night. BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna, he thinks he can sing.

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Why is an elephant braver

| Elephant jokes

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant isn't chicken !

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How can you tell a lawyer is lying? Other lawyers look interested.