How to you tell the
| Elephant jokes
How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ? Try picking them up !
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Why did the Gorilla visit Italy?
| Gorilla jokes
Why did the Gorilla visit Italy? An advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!
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What do most people do when they see a python ?
| Snake jokes
What do most people do when they see a python ? They re-coil !
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A man walks into a bar with
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman "Can I have a drink for me and one for the road?"
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In a very small alley two trucks
| Car and train jokes
In a very small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet. As the drivers are equally stubborn, neither of them wants to reverse. They angrily look one at the other. Finally, one of them picks up a newspaper and starts reading. The other one politely asks, "When you've finished
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Why don’t you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!