Detective: Do you think
| Criminal jokes
Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs? Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.
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My barber is a specialist in road map
| Hair and bald jokes
My barber is a specialist in road map shaves. How come? When he's finished, your face is full of short cuts.
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Which big cat should
| Cat jokes
Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !
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And Jesus said unto his disciples,
| Religious jokes
And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?" And His disciples answered unto Him, "Master, thou art the supreme eschatological manifestation of omnipotent ecclesiastical authority, the absolute, divine, sacerdotal monarch." And Jesus said, "What?"
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How can you tell if someone who’s having a temper tantrum is on the phone? You get a tizzy signal!