How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g.
| Spelling jokes
How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for, isn't it?
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Do you really believe your husband when he
| Fishing jokes
Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend? asked Jane's best friend. "Why shouldn't I?" said Jane. "Well, maybe he is having an affair?" "No way" said Jane "he never returns with any fish..."
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Which dog tastes better when eaten?
| Dog jokes
Which dog tastes better when eaten? A hot dog.
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A teacher was having
| School jokes
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?" "Somebody else's pants."
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Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton
| Clinton jokes
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, "Bill, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner." "What did it say on the banners?" Clinton asks. Saddam replies, "Allah is god, god is Allah." Clinton says,
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What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays.