What do you call a bunch of chickens playing
| Bird jokes
What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ? Fowl play !
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Why is the letter N the
| Letter jokes
Why is the letter N the most powerful letter? Because it is in the middle of TNT.
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I told you not to let those pigs In my office.
| Pig jokes
I told you not to let those pigs In my office. Now, look what's happened. They've eaten all the dates off my calendar!
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McNally was taking his first plane ride,
| Aviation jokes
McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing gum. "It's to keep your ears from popping at high altitudes," she explains. When the plane landed McNally rushed up to her. "Miss," he said, "I'm meetin' me wife right away. H
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A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat
| Hair and bald jokes
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes. The cowboy said, "Yo
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A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate. The barman says That’ll be 80p [ATP]!”