A guy took his girlfriend to her first football
| Sport jokes
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. "I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said. "What do you mean?" he asked. "Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!
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Which is the only day you
| Cannibal jokes
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
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How do you stop a rooser crowing
| Bird jokes
How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ? Eat him on Saturday !
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Dentist: Don't worry. I'm
| Dentist jokes
Dentist: Don't worry. I'm painless. Patient: I'm not.
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Why are only 2
| Blonde jokes
Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? The rest are hunt'n peckers.
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What is the Cuban national anthem? Row Your Boat!