On the first day
| Dirty jokes
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, saying, "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anyone caught breaking this rule once will be fined $50." He continued, "Anyo
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Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job? A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!
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Waiter, there is a bee in my
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup ! Yes sir, and I'm sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !
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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of
| Various animal jokes
Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold!
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Why did the little kid dance on the jar of
| Dance jokes
Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam? Because the top said, "Twist to open."
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Q: Why don’t blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.