A young businessman rented a beautiful office

Passenger: Does this bus go to London?

| Bus jokes

Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: There's an advertisement for baked beans on the side, but we don't sell them!

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What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room

| Witch jokes

What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room service.

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There once was a blind man who decided to visit

| Blind jokes

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas." When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he

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Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

| Apple jokes

Why did Eve want to move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

| Cat jokes

Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

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A young businessman rented a beautiful office and furnished it with antiques. However, no business was coming in. Sitting there, worrying, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wanting to look busy, he picked up the phone and pretended he was negotiating a big deal. He spoke loudly about big figures and huge commitments. Finally, he put down the phone and asked the visitor “Can I help you?” The man said, “I’ve come to install the phone.”