Q: What is the difference between Liverpool

Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

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Why did the monster stop playing with his

| Monster jokes

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother? He got tired of kicking him around.

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What is the cannibals' favorite game?

| Cannibal jokes

What is the cannibals' favorite game? Swallow my Leader.

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Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?

| Dirty jokes

Q: How does a blonde moonwalk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!

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Q: Did you hear about the

| Blonde jokes

Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver? A: She missed the Earth!

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Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.