Why did the monster stop playing with his

Ive never flown before, said the

| Aviation jokes

Ive never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. You will bring me down safely, won't you? "All I can say ma'am," said the pilot, "is that I've never left anyone up there yet!"

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A waiter brings the

| Waiter jokes

A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. "Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?" "What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"

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