Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

Q: How many UPM's does it take

| Movie and TV jokes

Q: How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

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It's not what you say, but the way you say

| Marriage jokes

It's not what you say, but the way you say it. On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes." The girl was very flattered. What the boy had really meant was, "You have a face that would stop a clock."

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The Captain called the Sergeant in.

| Military jokes

The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me." So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. "Listen up, men," says the Sergeant. "Johnson, report to the me

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Q: Why was the blondes'

| Blonde jokes

Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

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How do rabbits get to work?

| Rabbit jokes

How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit!

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Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his “paw.”