Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped
| Humor jokes
Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because they're both cracked!
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Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?
| Space jokes
Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
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Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with
| Letter jokes
Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with "I." Fred: I is . . . Teacher: No, Fred. You must always say "I am." Fred: Oh, right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off
| Dog jokes
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table ? He gets splinters in his mouth !
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Customer: Couldn't you see I was going
| Hair and bald jokes
Customer: Couldn't you see I was going bald? Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.
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What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced lolly.