What did the dog do when the panhandler

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped

| Dog jokes

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer? With dog diskettes!

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What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?

| Birthday jokes

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? "Hi, Buster."

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Q: What did

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Q: What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? A: Ok you 2, dont start anything'

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Fred's class was taken to the Natural History

| Zoo jokes

Fred's class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. "Did you enjoy yourself?" asked her mother when she got home. "Oh, yes," replied Fred. "But it was funny going to a dead zoo."

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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an electric eel That's shocking!

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What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him? Bit him, naturally.