A prisoner at
| Criminal jokes
A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks. For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect. It learned to walk across a miniature high wire, ride a tiny one-wheel bike, balance on a pair of stilts and sing songs from PHANTOM OF THE OPERA. "When yo
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If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the
| Money jokes
If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first? The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).
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What do you get if you cross a cat
| Cat jokes
What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ? Santa Claws !
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Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you
| Hair and bald jokes
Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you for a green rabbit.
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Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a
| School jokes
Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ? Pupil: Hot water !
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What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor !