The couple
| Salesmen jokes
The couple was standing staring at one of the more expensive models in the auto showroom. A salesman sensing their debate over the price moved in and said, "This model is priced just over the car which is priced a few dollars above the car which costs no more than some models of the lowest
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How can you tell if someone who's just had
| Telephone jokes
How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone? You get a frizzy signal!
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Q: Why do liberals
| Political jokes
Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
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Dick and
| Children jokes
Dick and Jane were arguing furiously over the breakfast table. ' Oh you're so stupid! shouted Dick. 'Dick! said their father, 'that's quite enough of that! Now say you're sorry. 'OK,' said Dick. 'Jane, I'm sorry you're stupid.
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A man works in the
| Blonde jokes
A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire dow
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A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take. He recognizes that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two dollars. The storeowner replies “I’m sorry, but the cat isn’t for sale. The collector says, “Please, I need a hungry cat around the house to catch mice. I’ll pay you twenty dollars for that cat.” And the owner says “Sold,” and hands over the cat. The collector continues, “Hey, for the twenty bucks I wonder if you could throw in that old saucer. The cat’s used to it and it’ll save me from having to get a dish.” And the owner says, “Sorry buddy, but that’s my lucky saucer. So far this week I’ve sold sixty-eight cats.”