It only rains twice a
| Weather jokes
It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
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Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in
| Music jokes
Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
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What are four hundred rabbits
| Rabbit jokes
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
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What do you call a happy Lassie ?
| Dog jokes
What do you call a happy Lassie ? A jolly collie !
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Salesman: That suit looks nice. It
| Salesmen jokes
Salesman: That suit looks nice. It fits like a bandage. Customer: Thanks. I bought it by accident.
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How can you tell if someone who’s just had a perm is on the phone? You get a frizzy signal!