Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in
| Dirty jokes
Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? A: They are both substitute meats.
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Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass
| Halloween jokes
Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!
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Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the
| Computer jokes
Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source: F. Gump of Intel)
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What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and
| Mouse jokes
What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ? Three blind mice !
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What is a monster's favourite
| Monster jokes
What is a monster's favourite drink? Demonade.
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What do you call a happy Lassie ? A jolly collie !