Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off
| Blonde jokes
Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the ground first? A. The brunette because the blonde would stop for directions.
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Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when
| Dirty jokes
Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from New York City showed up. Never having seen anyone from the Big Apple at heaven's door, Saint Peter said he would have to check with God. After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the ten most virtuous people from the group.
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Why did the kangaroo love the little
| Humor jokes
Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear? Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
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A man named Mr. Smith was
| Aviation jokes
A man named Mr. Smith was flying from San Francisco to LA. Unexpectedly the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft, the plane would re-board in 30 minutes. Everybody got off
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What do you feed a 600 pound
| Gorilla jokes
What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla? Anything it wants!
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Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldn’t work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in, and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she pressed the power switch, she asked “What power switch?”