A programmer was walking along the beach when
| Computer jokes
A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish." The programmer pulled out a map of the Mediterranean area and said "I'd like t
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What did Tarzan say when he saw the
| Elephant jokes
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ? Here come the elephants
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Three Friends an Italian a German and a Greek
| Dirty jokes
Three Friends an Italian a German and a Greek they decided to bet it's other 100 euros who is going to make their wives scream more from sex. So they all go home to have sex with their wives so they make them scream. The next day the meet. The Italian says, "I made love to my wife for 2 hour
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The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing,
| Bicycle jokes
The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -"Geez, are you lucky." The cyclist says. -"What do you mean by lucky ?" The pedestrian angrily asks. "I got hurt really bad." -"Ah, you're lucky because I recently lost my license. I usually drive a bus."
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Why do you need a driver's
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Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
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Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter? Beggar: I didn’t think someone like you would give me a dollar.