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Q: Why is Bill Clinton called "middle of the

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Q: Why is Bill Clinton called "middle of the road Democrat"? A: Because he's got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back.

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Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking

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Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking through the campus. "Do you consider a 1441.Q. high?" "Yes!" "For the whole basketball team?"

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Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both

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Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

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Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good,

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Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ? Pupil: The horse will draw it !

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Why is it that at class reunions

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Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?'

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Dick and Jane were arguing furiously over the breakfast table. ‘ Oh you’re so stupid! shouted Dick. ‘Dick! said their father, ‘that’s quite enough of that! Now say you’re sorry. ‘OK,’ said Dick. ‘Jane, I’m sorry you’re stupid.