What animal do you look like when you get into
| Bath jokes
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !
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How can you tell a dog from a tomato?
| Dog jokes
How can you tell a dog from a tomato? The tomato is red.
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What part of a football pitch smells nicest
| Sport jokes
What part of a football pitch smells nicest ? The scenter spot !
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A husband and wife love to golf together, but
| Dirty jokes
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says, "No, no, no," you're gripping the club way too hard!" "Well, what should I do?" asks th
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What will santa bring your fish this
| Fishing jokes
What will santa bring your fish this christmas? A scale letrix!
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When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, ‘Well done’!