Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?
| Snowman jokes
Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!
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Teacher: What's the definition of a
| Bird jokes
Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist? Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
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1st vampire: How things?
| Letter jokes
1st vampire: How things? 2nd vampire: Terrible! Today I received a letter saying I'm overdrawn by 50 pints at the blood bank.
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A math student who used to come to the
| Bicycle jokes
A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle. "Where did you get the bike from?" his friends want to know. "It's a `thank you' present", he explains, "from that freshman girl I've been tutoring. But the story is kind of weird..." "T
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A wildlife biologist is working in the
| Biologist jokes
A wildlife biologist is working in the woods, miles from the nearest town. He's camped alone with his dog and cat as his companions. Suddenly, an old gentleman carrying a small limp dog, franticly runs into his camp. "Please, please help me! I think something has happened to Willie. Our Win
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What will santa bring your fish this christmas? A scale letrix!