Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief
| Birthday jokes
Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was a kind thought. But why didn't you? Fred: I couldn't find one big enough for your nose.
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What two words have thousands of letters in
| Letter jokes
What two words have thousands of letters in them? Post office.
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Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat
| Birthday jokes
Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake. "Next time, take off the candles."
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What kind of dog chases anything
| Dog jokes
What kind of dog chases anything red ? A bull dog !
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What is a chameleon's
| Various animal jokes
What is a chameleon's motto ? A change is as good as a rest !
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A couple decided that the only way to have a quickie while their ten-year- old son was in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and let him give a running report on what was going on in the neighbourhood. So the boy stood on the balcony and reported on everything that was happening. “A police car has just called at the Hamiltons’ house, the Chandlers are taking delivery of a new wardrobe, and the Mitchell’s are having sex.” Hearing this, the boy’s parents shot bolt upright. “How do you know the Mitchells are having sex?” “Because their kid is standing on the balcony too.”