A linguistics professor was lecturing to his
| College jokes
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." A v
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An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your
| Farmer jokes
An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your methods are too old fashioned. I won't be surprised if this tree will give you less than twenty pounds of apples." "I won't be surprised either," said the farmer, "this is an orange tree".
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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?
| Baby jokes
Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.
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What is red and goes putt, putt, putt?
| Apple jokes
What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.
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Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureen's
| Parent jokes
Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureen's father, intent upon asking him for her hand in marriage. "Sir," he blurted out, "I have an attachment for your daughter, and " "See here, young man," interrupted the parent, "when my daughter needs accessories, I'll buy them myself."
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Julie: What time is it? Counsellor: Three o’clock. Julie: Oh,no! Counsellor: What’s the matter? Julie: I’ve been asking the time all day. And everybody gives me a different answer!