When crossing the Delaware River why did
| History jokes
When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ? He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !
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Which fish can perform operations ?
| Fishing jokes
Which fish can perform operations ? A Sturgeon !
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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar
| Cannibal jokes
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."
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Why do church bells
| E-mail jokes
Why do church bells never send e-mails? They'd rather give each other a ring.
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A blind man was describing his favorite sport,
| Blind jokes
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog." "But h
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Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher? A.It’s cloged up with paper plates.