Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were
| Fishing jokes
Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were having a great day catching fish. The first blonde said "This is such a great spot, we need to mark it so we can come back." The second blonde proceeded to put a mark on the side of the boat. The first blonde asked "What are you doing?" The second blo
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Customer: I thought the
| Waiter jokes
Customer: I thought the meals here were supposed to be like mother used to make. Waiter: They are. She couldn't cook either.
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A person checks into a hotel for
| Travel and tourist jokes
A person checks into a hotel for the first time in his life, and goes up to his room. Five minutes later he calls the desk and say, "You've given me a room with no exit. How do I leave?" The desk clerk says, "Sir, that's absurd. Have you looked for the door?" The person says, " Well, there'
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Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why
| School jokes
Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late? Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!
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What do you call a group of cattle sent into
| Cow jokes
What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world!
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What’s a rabbits’ favorite song? “Hoppy Birthday to You.”