A waiter brings the
| Waiter jokes
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. "Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?" "What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"
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Two elderly gentlemen, Sam and Harry, were
| Dirty jokes
Two elderly gentlemen, Sam and Harry, were having breakfast. Sam said to Harry, "Harry, why do you have a suppository in your ear?" Harry took the suppository out, looked it over and said, "Sam, I'm really glad you saw this thing, now I think I know where my hearing aid is."
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Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to
| Dirty jokes
Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride
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How did that bullfight come out?
| Cow jokes
How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up!
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What kind of protozoa likes
| Halloween jokes
What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? An amoeboo!
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Customer: I thought the meals here were supposed to be like mother used to make. Waiter: They are. She couldn’t cook either.