Q. Where is the first baseball game in the
| Religious jokes
Q. Where is the first baseball game in the Bible? A. In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a
| Cow jokes
What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!
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A man walks into a pub
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" "No." A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg. "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly. "That's not my dog."
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Policeman: Didn't you see my
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Didn't you see my lights flashing? Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.
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What did they say about the burger who went
| Burger jokes
What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen!
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An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his banker and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, the preacher held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The preacher grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled, and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one said anything. Both the banker and lawyer were touched and flattered that the preacher would ask them to be with him during his final moments. They were also puzzled; the preacher had never given them any indication that he particularly liked either of them. They both remembered his many long, uncomfortable sermons about greed, covetousness, and avaricious behaviour that made them squirm in their seats. Finally, the banker said, “Preacher, why did you ask us to come?” The old preacher mustere d up his strength and then said weakly, “Jesus died between two thieves, and that’s how I want to go.”