HWhy did the monster lie on his back?
| Monster jokes
HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft.
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Did you hear about the
| Vampire jokes
Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket.
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Q: What were the three toughest years in Al
| Political jokes
Q: What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life? A: Grade six.
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A young woman with a happy, cheerful voice was
| Women jokes
A young woman with a happy, cheerful voice was working in her husband's trucking line office. She answered a phone call from a trucker asking for directions to the terminal. After a short conversation, he said he could hardly wait to meet her. "I just know you are small, blond with blue eyes," h
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This woman goes into a dentist's office,
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This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby!" To which the dentist replies: "Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair."
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Q: Why don’t violists play hide and seek? A: Because no one will look for them.