Pilot: Tower, please call me
| Aviation jokes
Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck. Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck.
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Two robbers were
| Police jokes
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!" The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!" The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious."
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Yo mama so ugly that
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief
| Birthday jokes
Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was a kind thought. But why didn't you? Fred: I couldn't find one big enough for your nose.
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Young Bradley arrived at his date's
| Idiot and fool jokes
Young Bradley arrived at his date's house wearing a shirt that had water dripping from it. "What're you doin'?" asked his girlfriend. "How come your shirt is soakin' wet?" "Well," said Bradley, "it said on the label: WASH AND WEAR."
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What do you give a sick horse? Cough stirrup.